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The Save system hates me but I am going to finish this game. Something deep inside me compels me to do so. A whispering distant voice. The madness of R.D WILDSCWHEIN.

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This is the best game I have ever played. Game of the year, IMO. The level of immersion, the deep plot, the moving dialog, the complex battle system, and lovable cast of unique characters have all changed my life. Now that I have tasted perfection, no other game will ever entertain me again.

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I played the game for ~30 minutes and I'm not certain as to whether or not I should assume bad faith of another dev, but this game is borderline unplayable. The fight with Superman in which he repeatedly wastes your time by forcing you to miss, the regenerate MP move which only regenerates a single MP, the fact that everything is designed to waste as much of the player's time as possible, the headache-inducing music, inane toilet-humour, terrible writing (chock full of spelling and grammar errors), Japanese menus, unintelligible plot and terrible combat...

I don't know. The way you're vehemently defending the game and acting like it's in some way not a troll/deliberate waste of your audience's time makes me think that you're either:

  • really committed to wasting everyone's time or (much less likely)
  • legitimately unaware of the relative quality of your game

Given that the content of the game is 100% the kind of meme content you expect to see I think you're trolling, and I'm not putting another second into it.

Good luck, I hope you submit a game which isn't designed to waste your audience's time

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Wow, I'm not sure where to begin. This is awful. I guess this was meant to be some sort of troll game, but it's not even bad in a funny way. It's just bad bad. The synopsis is just BS as I don't believe a single thing listed here is even in the game. Luckily I changed the weapons and skills to make them more powerful so I could one shot everything immediately. The battles are pointless as nothing can kill you nor do you even level up. I changed that, too. I removed some of the attack animations to speed up the tedious battles. 

Like, I don't get it dude, like why make this? You could've at least attempted to make something good, but why this? I played through it all, given the game's like 10 minutes long. I'm not even gonna bother asking why the menus are in Japanese.

Overall I give it a 1/10. Terrible spelling, unfunny memes, low effort garbage. Not even the amusing kind of garbage. The most fun I got out of it was seeing if I could break the game lol.


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Thanks for playing! 😀

The game isn't a troll game. It's 100% serious.

Also, the game isn't 10 minutes long. The game actually was 3-4 hours long when play testing. Where did you finish? I'm sure, you missed a passage or something and thought, the game was over.

If you found any exploits🐞, please report them here, so I can patch them out.

The Synopsis is 100% true and everything listed in it is in the game, but if you quit the game after 10 minutes, you probably didn't experience most of it's content.

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What exactly do I do after the Sonic/Shrek stuff and I return home? Doing so just seems to result in a game over. I actually went through it twice assuming I must have missed something, but just couldn't find it. If there's something specific I should do please let me know. I'm willing to make another go of it.

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How did you get there in ten minutes? This doesn't make any sense! Either you are lying, or you just cheated.

If you go back to play the game as intended, you would notice, that every thing in the synopsis is 100% true.

Is the Sonic/Shrek stuff the end of the game or is there more stuff after that? Where are those characters in the screenshots? I didn't see them.

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The characters from the screenshots are from Knackels military base. From the first room, head left and speak to the cat in the junction. This is where I made these screenshots.

There is no content after the final battle with SANIC and SHREK, but since you got there in 10 minutes, you probably skipped a lot of content before getting there by cheating. I am assuming you either used a warp cheat or you used a walk through walls cheat to get to the final boss in minutes, because when play testing it took me 2 hours to beat the game, and I am assuming, if you don't know all the right paths and boss strategies you would need 3-4 hours. If you go back and play as intended, you will notice the massive immersive world, the very unique and interesting Story and the unique twist on the classic turn based combat.